School Aur College Ke Lateefay

School Aur College Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay

“School Aur College Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay” students aur teachers ki funny zindagi par mabni bohat hi mazahiya jokes hote hain jo har age ke log shoq se parhte hain. Hamari collection mein school life, college friends, homework, exams, teachers aur class ki funny situations ko Roman Urdu mein mazedar andaaz se likha gaya hai. Ye funny lateefay students ke stress ko kam karte hain aur doston ke sath share karne ke liye perfect hain. Agar aap funny school jokes, college ke mazahiya lateefay, teacher student jokes ya Roman Urdu funny content pasand karte hain to ye collection aap ko zaroor pasand aayegi. Roz naye aur entertaining Urdu lateefay parhne ke liye hamari website visit karte rahain aur apni daily life mein hanssi aur khushi ka maza lein.

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Teacher: Batao Taj Mahal kahan hai?
Student: Ji Google par!

Teacher: Tum school der se kyun aaye?
Student: Sir khwab mein school aa gaya tha!

Teacher: Homework kahan hai?
Student: Sir dog kha gaya.
Teacher: Tumhare paas dog kab se hai?
Student: Sir abhi abhi liya hai!

Student: Sir bathroom jana hai.
Teacher: Kal kyun nahi gaye the?

Teacher: Agar duniya gol hai to log girte kyun nahi?
Student: Sir sab ne jootay pehne hue hain!

Teacher: Tum class mein sote kyun ho?
Student: Sir ghar wale sone nahi dete!

Sir: 2 aur 2 kitne hote hain?
Student: Sir depend karta hai exam mein ya business mein!

Teacher: School ka sabse intelligent student kaun hai?
Student: Sir jo aaj absent hai!

Student: Sir mujhe English nahi aati.
Teacher: To English mein bolo!

Teacher: Agar mehnat karo ge to kya banoge?
Student: Sir thak jaunga!

Sir: Paper kaisa hua?
Student: Sir bas aankhon ke samne se guzar gaya!

Teacher: Late kyun aaye?
Student: Sir board par likha tha “School Ahead, Go Slow”!

Sir: Batao pani ka formula kya hai?
Student: Sir “H I J K L M N O”
Teacher: Ye kya hai?
Student: Sir H to O!

Teacher: Tumhara favourite subject kya hai?
Student: Chhutti!

Sir: Tum exam mein fail kyun hue?
Student: Sir paper mein sawal bohat mushkil thay, jawab nahi aaye!

Teacher: Class mein shor kis ne kiya?
Student: Sir silence ne!

Student: Sir aaj dimagh kaam nahi kar raha.
Teacher: Phir school kyun aaye ho?

Teacher: Agar tumhare paas 10 aam hain aur 5 de do to kya bachega?
Student: Sir dosti khatam ho jayegi!

Teacher: Computer kya hota hai?
Student: Sir ek aisi machine jo insaan ka kaam aur tension dono badha deti hai!

Sir: Homework kis ne nahi kiya?
Student: Sir jis ne kiya woh bataye!

Teacher: Batao electricity kya hai?
Student: Sir woh cheez jo bill aane par yaad aati hai!

Student: Sir kal school kyun aana hai?
Teacher: Taake tum kuch seekh sako.
Student: Sir mobile se bhi seekh leta hoon!

Teacher: Tumhari writing itni buri kyun hai?
Student: Sir speed zyada hai!

Sir: Exam mein cheating karna buri baat hai.
Student: Sir teamwork buri baat kab se ho gayi?

Teacher: Tum itne chup kyun ho?
Student: Sir attendance lag gayi hai!

Teacher: Kal test hai sab tayari kar lena.
Student: Sir dua kar lena!

Student: Sir mera pen nahi chal raha.
Teacher: Naya le lo.
Student: Sir likhna bhi nahi aa raha!

Teacher: Batao Pakistan kab bana?
Student: Sir jab masonry complete hui hogi!

Sir: Tumhara future plan kya hai?
Student: Sir pehle result to aa jaye!

Teacher: Kitab kyun nahi laye?
Student: Sir knowledge dimagh mein honi chahiye!

Teacher: Tum school kis liye aate ho?
Student: Sir attendance ke liye!

Student: Sir aaj test na lein.
Teacher: Kyun?
Student: Sir kal mera dimagh off tha!

Teacher: Tum mobile zyada use karte ho?
Student: Sir bas charging tak!

Sir: Ye formula yaad kyun nahi kiya?
Student: Sir formula ne mujhe yaad nahi kiya!

Teacher: Tumhari aankhen laal kyun hain?
Student: Sir rat bhar parhai ki…
Friend: Sir PUBG bhi!

Teacher: Chhutti kab hoti hai?Student: Sir yehi sawal har student ka hota hai!

Teacher: Agar mehnat karoge to kamyab ho jaoge.
Student: Sir phir holidays ka kya faida?

Sir: Tum class mein hamesha last kyun aate ho?
Student: Sir first aane wale bhi to koi hon!

Teacher: Batao science kya hai?
Student: Sir woh subject jo samajh hi nahi aata!

Student: Sir fan tez kar dein.
Teacher: Kyun?
Student: Sir neend achi aati hai!

Teacher: Tumhara dost kahan hai?
Student: Sir bunk maar gaya!

Teacher: School ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Student: Sir subah uthna!

Teacher: Tum itna haste kyun ho?
Student: Sir report card abbu ne nahi dekha abhi!

Sir: Exam mein sabse pehle kya karna chahiye?
Student: Sir dua!

Teacher: Agar tumhare paas dimaag ho to kya karoge?
Student: Sir phir school kyun aunga!

Teacher: Ye class hai ya fish market?
Student: Sir fish market mein to machhli hoti hai!

Student: Sir result kab aayega?
Teacher: Jab tumhari neend poori ho jaye ge!

Teacher: Tum school ka naam roshan karo ge?
Student: Sir bijli ka bill kaun dega?

Teacher: Tumhari sabse badi problem kya hai?
Student: Sir Monday!

Sir: Tumhara favourite period kaunsa hai?
Student: Sir lunch break!

Teacher: Aaj sab itne khush kyun hain?
Student: Sir aap meeting mein ja rahe hain na!

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