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Susral Ke Funny Lateefay
Susral Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay
Agar aap “Susral Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay” dhoond rahe hain to aap bilkul sahi jagah par aaye hain. Hamari collection mein saas bahu, sasur damad aur susral ki mazahiya baaton par mabni bohat funny aur entertaining lateefay mojood hain jo aap ko hans hans kar lot pot kar denge. Ye Roman Urdu funny lateefay doston aur family ke sath share karne ke liye perfect hain. Susral ke mazedar jokes har umar ke logon ko pasand aate hain kyunki in mein rozmarra zindagi ki funny situations ko dilchasp andaaz mein pesh kiya gaya hai. Agar aap funny Roman Urdu lateefay, family jokes, saas bahu jokes ya damad ke mazahiya lateefay pasand karte hain to ye collection aap ke liye best choice hai. Roz naye aur fresh Urdu funny lateefay parhne ke liye hamari website visit karte rahain aur apni boring routine ko laughter se bhar dein.
Saas: Beta tum meri beti ka khayal to rakhte ho na?
Damad: Ji Ammi, isi liye roz usey shopping par le jata hoon taake ghar kam rahe!
Sasur: Beta kam kya karte ho?
Damad: Ji saans leta hoon aur kabhi kabhi office bhi chala jata hoon!
Saas: Tum chai mein chini kitni loge?
Damad: Bas itni jitni aap ki baaton mein mithas hai!
Saas: To phir bina chini ki chai le aao!
Biwi: Mere ghar walon ki izzat kiya karo!
Shohar: Main to unka naam sunte hi khara ho jata hoon… tension mein!
Damad: Ammi aaj khana bohat tasty hai!
Saas: Shukar hai kisi ne to tareef ki, warna tumhare sasur to roz complaint karte hain!
Sasur: Beta tum cigarette peete ho?
Damad: Ji nahi.
Sasur: Shabash!
Damad: Bas sasural aake aadat ban jati hai!
Saas: Hamari beti ko kabhi dukh mat dena.
Damad: Ji, dukh dene ka kaam to woh khud hi kar leti hain!
Biwi: Mere ghar walon se tameez se baat kiya karo.
Shohar: Main to sirf “jee jee” karta hoon, phir bhi daant padti hai!
Saas: Tum meri beti ko chand jaisa rakho.
Damad: Ji Ammi, isi liye roz raat ko hi nazar aati hai!
Sasur: Beta ghar kab aaoge?
Damad: Jab salary aayegi, warna aap ka phone hi kaafi hai!
Saas: Tumhe meri beti mein sabse achi baat kya lagti hai?
Damad: Yehi ke woh aap ke ghar rehti thi!
Biwi: Ammi aa rahi hain!
Shohar: Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji’un!
Sasur: Damad ji, aap hamare bete jaise hain.
Damad: Phir pocket money bhi bhej diya karein!
Saas: Meri beti ko zyada kaam mat karwaya karo.
Damad: Ji Ammi, mobile chalane ke ilawa koi kaam nahi karwata!
Biwi: Mere ghar wale bohat ache hain.
Shohar: Haan, isi liye mujhe roz yaad karte rehte hain!
Saas: Damad ji aap naraz lag rahe hain?
Damad: Nahi Ammi, bas bijli ka bill dekha hai!
Sasur: Beta ghar ka khayal rakha karo.
Damad: Ji, isi liye sasural kam aata hoon!
Saas: Hamari beti bohat seedhi hai.
Damad: Ji, seedha mera dimagh kharab karti hai!
Biwi: Mere bhai ka respect kiya karo!
Shohar: Main to usse dekhte hi mobile chhupa leta hoon!
Saas: Beta phal kha lo sehat ke liye ache hote hain.
Damad: Ji, magar aap ki baatein hazam karna zyada mushkil hai!
Sasur: Tumhare future plans kya hain?
Damad: Bas dua hai sasural walon se aman rahe!
Saas: Tum meri beti ko ghumaane kyun nahi le jate?
Damad: Petrol aur mehngai ne romance khatam kar diya!
Biwi: Ammi keh rahi hain tum bohat sust ho.
Shohar: Unhein bolo main energy saving mode par hoon!
Saas: Damad ji aap ko meri yaad aati hai?
Damad: Ji Ammi, jab bhi sakoon hota hai!
Sasur: Beta ghar mein discipline hona chahiye.
Damad: Ji isi liye main chup rehta hoon!
Biwi: Mere ghar wale tumse milna chahte hain.
Shohar: Kya maine koi qarza liya hai?
Saas: Tum meri beti ko pyar karte ho na?
Damad: Ji, isi pyar ki saza bhugat raha hoon!
Sasur: Aaj jaldi kaise aa gaye?
Damad: Office mein bhi sukoon nahi mila!
Saas: Tumhari salary kitni hai?
Damad: Aap ki beti ke kharchon se kam!
Biwi: Mere ghar wale aa rahe hain.
Shohar: Main mechanic ke paas ja raha hoon… dil ki setting karwani hai!
Saas: Damad ji aap itne chup kyun hain?
Damad: Ghar mein ek hi speaker kaafi hai!
Sasur: Tum cricket dekhte ho?
Damad: Ji, sasural ki batting zyada dangerous lagti hai!
Biwi: Ammi ke haath ka khana kaisa laga?
Shohar: Khana acha tha, lecture zyada spicy tha!
Saas: Beta meri beti ko tang to nahi karte?
Damad: Ji nahi, woh department already full hai!
Sasur: Damad ji chai piyoge?
Damad: Ji, agar saath mashwara free na ho to!
Biwi: Mere ghar wale bohat caring hain.
Shohar: Haan, har baat mein interfere jo karte hain!
Saas: Hamare ghar aaya karo.
Damad: Ji, dil to karta hai… magar himmat nahi hoti!
Sasur: Beta bachat kab karoge?
Damad: Jab aap ki beti online shopping chhor degi!
Biwi: Ammi keh rahi hain tum kam bolte ho.
Shohar: Main apni safety ke liye aisa karta hoon!
Saas: Tum meri beti ko time nahi dete!
Damad: Ammi office, traffic aur bills bhi koi cheez hain!
Sasur: Ghar mein sab theek hai?
Damad: Ji bas wifi slow hai, warna sab perfect hai!
Biwi: Mere ghar wale tumhari bohat izzat karte hain.
Shohar: Haan isi liye har waqt advice dete rehte hain!
Saas: Damad ji aap bohat shareef lagte hain.
Damad: Lagta hi hoon Ammi!
Sasur: Tumhari koi hobby hai?
Damad: Ji, sasural se bach ke rehna!
Biwi: Ammi pooch rahi hain tum udaas kyun ho?
Shohar: Bijli bill, gas bill aur sasural bill!
Saas: Tum meri beti ko hansaate bhi ho?
Damad: Ji, salary dikha deta hoon!
Sasur: Beta khush to ho na?
Damad: Ji, jab aap log wapas chale jate hain!
Biwi: Mere ghar wale kal bhi aa rahe ha.
Shohar: Kya unka transfer yahan ho gaya hai?
Saas: Damad ji kuch khaas pasand hai?
Damad: Ji, chup wala Sunday!
Sasur: Aaj bohat khamosh ho.
Damad: Ji, survival mode on hai!
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