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Doctor Aur Mareez Ke Lateefay
Doctor Aur Mareez Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay
Doctor aur Mareez ke Funny Urdu Lateefay, Urdu mazaahiya lateefon ki ek bohat mashhoor category hai jo har umar ke logon ko hansne par majboor kar deti hai. In lateefon mein doctors aur patients ke darmiyan funny guftagu, mazedar situations aur dilchasp jokes shamil hote hain. Agar aap funny Urdu jokes, comedy lateefay aur entertaining content pasand karte hain to yeh “Doctor aur Mareez ke Lateefay” aap ke liye best choice hain. Rozana naye Urdu lateefay parhein aur apne doston ke saath share karke hansi ka mahol banayein۔
Doctor: Aap ko aaram ki sakht zarurat hai.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, office walon ko bhi yahi likh dein!
Doctor: Aap ki tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mareez: Fees sun kar aur kharab ho gayi!
Doctor: Roz walk kiya karo.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, bijli ka bill dekh kar roz bhaagta hoon!
Doctor: Aap ko neend kam aati hai?
Mareez: Ji, mobile aur qarz dono sone nahi dete!
Doctor: Kya khate hain?
Mareez: Ghar walon ki daant!
Doctor: Aap ka blood pressure high hai.
Mareez: Biwi ka pressure bhi kam nahi!
Doctor: Operation se pehle darr lag raha hai?
Mareez: Ji nahi, bill se lag raha hai!
Doctor: Aap ko yaadasht ka masla hai?
Mareez: Kab se?
Doctor: Aap ki aankhen kamzor hain.
Mareez: Is liye toh fees ka number nahi dekhna chahta!
Doctor: Aap zyada meetha mat khaya karein.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, zindagi pehle hi kadwi hai!
Doctor: Aap ko stress kam lena chahiye.
Mareez: Us ka koi free version hai?
Doctor: Ye dawa khane ke baad sona hai.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, office mein ya ghar ja kar?
Doctor: Aap ko exercise ki zarurat hai.
Mareez: Main roz bus ke peeche bhaagta hoon!
Doctor: Aap ka weight bohat barh gaya hai.
Mareez: Khushi bardasht nahi hoti mujh se!
Doctor: Paani zyada piya karein.
Mareez: WiFi ka password bhi mil jaye toh?
Doctor: Aap ka test dobara hoga.
Mareez: Main student nahi hoon doctor sahab!
Doctor: Aap ko kam bolna chahiye.
Mareez: Ye baat meri biwi ko samjha dein!
Doctor: Aap ki heartbeat tez hai.
Mareez: Fees sun kar normal hi hai!
Doctor: Aap ko kis cheez se allergy hai?
Mareez: Mehngai se!
Doctor: Subah jaldi utha karein.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, meri neend ka bhi dil hota hai!
Doctor: Dawa waqt par lena.
Mareez: Aur khana?
Doctor: Wo bhi agar budget ijazat de!
Doctor: Aap ki report bilkul saaf hai.
Mareez: Toh phir itni fees kis baat ki?
Doctor: Aap ko rest ki zarurat hai.
Mareez: Shaadi shuda aadmi ko rest kahan milta hai!
Doctor: Kya aap smoking karte hain?
Mareez: Sirf jab biwi gussa kare!
Doctor: Aap ka sugar level high hai.
Mareez: Zindagi mein mithas kam hai na!
Doctor: Dawa khane ke baad halka khana khaiye.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, mehngai mein sab halka hi milta hai!
Doctor: Aap tension kyun lete hain?
Mareez: Bijli, gas aur internet bill dekh kar!
Doctor: Aap ka cholesterol barh gaya hai.
Mareez: Par salary toh nahi barhi!
Doctor: Aap ko sirdard kab hota hai?
Mareez: Jab biwi shopping ka bole!
Doctor: Aap bohat kamzor lag rahe hain.
Mareez: Mobile recharge ne kamzor kar diya!
Doctor: Aap ko fruits khane chahiye.
Mareez: Photo dekh kar kaam chal jaye?
Doctor: Kya aap roz nahaate hain?
Mareez: Doctor sahab, sardiyon mein aise sawal mat karein!
Doctor: Aap ki tabiyat kaise kharab hui?
Mareez: Shaadi ke baad!
Doctor: Aap ko zyada hansna chahiye.
Mareez: Isi liye lateefay parhta hoon!
Doctor: Aap ko aram ki sakht zarurat hai.
Mareez: Boss ko bhi samjha dein!
Doctor: Ye dawa bohat asar karegi.
Mareez: Price dekh kar toh pehle hi asar ho gaya!
Doctor: Aap ko oily cheezen band karni hongi.
Mareez: Par samose se wafadari hai!
Doctor: Kya aap ko bukhar hai?
Mareez: Ji, bill dekh kar charh jata hai!
Doctor: Aap ki saans tez chal rahi hai.
Mareez: Clinic ki seedhiyan chadh kar aaya hoon!
Doctor: Aap ko kam mobile use karna chahiye.
Mareez: Phir memes kaun dekhe ga?
Doctor: Aap ko khush rehna chahiye.
Mareez: Us ki medicine bhi hoti hai?
Doctor: Aap ko namak kam khana hai.
Mareez: Log pehle hi zakhmon par namak chhirakte hain!
Doctor: Aap ki sehat theek ho jayegi.
Mareez: Bas bill kam kar dein!
Doctor: Aap ko fresh hawa mein walk karni chahiye.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, fresh hawa milti kahan hai?
Doctor: Aap bohat pareshaan lagte hain.
Mareez: Loan ki wajah se!
Doctor: Khana time par khaya karein.
Mareez: Time par salary mil jaye toh!
Doctor: Aap ki aankhon ko aram chahiye.
Mareez: Toh office ka laptop band kar doon?
Doctor: Aap ko zyada pani peena chahiye.
Mareez: Tanki bharwa dein phir!
Doctor: Aap ko zyada sochna nahi chahiye.
Mareez: Free advice bhi tension deti hai!
Doctor: Aap bilkul theek ho jayenge.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, ye baat meri biwi ko bhi bata dein!
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