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Wakeel Aur Judge Ke Lateefay
Wakeel Aur Judge Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay
Wakeel Aur Judge Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay Urdu mazah ka ek bohat funny aur entertaining hissa hain. Log in mazahiya jokes ko bohat shoq se parhte aur apne doston ke sath share karte hain. Agar aap funny Urdu jokes, Pakistani mazahiya lateefay, ya courtroom comedy pasand karte hain to ye Wakeel Aur Judge Ke Lateefay aap ko zaroor hansayenge. Hamari website par aap ko naye, unique aur family friendly Urdu Lateefay milte hain jo har umar ke log enjoy kar sakte hain. In funny lateefon mein wakeel, judge aur mulzim ke darmiyan zabardast mazaq aur hansi mazak hota hai jo readers ko entertain karta hai. Daily new Urdu Lateefay parhne ke liye hamari website visit karte rahain aur apne friends ke sath share bhi karein.
Wakeel: Janab mera muakkil bilkul beqasoor hai.
Judge: Phir police ne isay pakra kyun?
Wakeel: Sir police ko bhi practice chahiye hoti hai.
Judge: Tumne chori ki?
Mulzim: Nahi janab.
Wakeel: Dekha sir, kitna shareef aadmi hai.
Judge: Gawah kahan hai?
Wakeel: Sir gawah raste mein tha, traffic police ne rok liya.
Judge: Tum itne chup kyun ho?
Mulzim: Sir mera wakeel bola hai zyada bolna mehnga padega.
Wakeel: Janab mera client bohat imaandaar hai.
Judge: Kya saboot hai?
Wakeel: Sir fees abhi tak poori nahi di.
Judge: Tumne jhooth bola?
Mulzim: Sir sach bolta to case hi na banta.
Wakeel: Sir mera muakkil masoom hai.
Judge: Phir ye court mein kya kar raha hai?
Wakeel: Sir yahan masoom hi zyada milte hain.
Judge: Tumhara naam?
Mulzim: Sir ghar wale pyar se badmash bulate hain.
Wakeel: Janab mera client andha hai.
Judge: Lekin ye to mujhe dekh raha hai.
Wakeel: Sir fees dekh kar sab dekhne lagte hain.
Judge: Tumhari umar kya hai?
Mulzim: Sir har giraftari ke baad ek saal kam bata deta hoon.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ne sirf ek murghi churayi thi.
Judge: Magar FIR mein 12 murghiyan hain.
Wakeel: Sir police ne family package bana diya.
Judge: Court mein sach bolo.
Mulzim: Sir ghar walon ne mana kiya hai.
Wakeel: Janab mera client ne kabhi jhoot nahi bola.
Judge: Kya ye sach hai?
Mulzim: Nahi sir.
Judge: Tumne police ko dhakka diya?
Mulzim: Sir wo selfie le rahe the.
Wakeel: Sir mera client bohat shareef hai.
Judge: Kitna shareef?
Wakeel: Sir chori bhi permission le kar karta hai.
Judge: Tumhara pesha kya hai?
Mulzim: Sir abhi to mulzim hoon.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ghareeb hai.
Judge: Lekin iske paas mehnga mobile hai.
Wakeel: Sir ye evidence delete karne ke liye zaroori tha.
Judge: Tumne gaari kyun churayi?
Mulzim: Sir test drive lambi ho gayi.
Wakeel: Janab mera client dimaghi tor par pareshan hai.
Judge: Kya wajah hai?
Wakeel: Sir shadi shuda hai.
Judge: Tum adalat ka ehtram karo.
Mulzim: Sir ghar mein bhi meri nahi chalti.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ko maaf kar dein.
Judge: Koi khaas wajah?
Wakeel: Sir agla case bhi isi ne karwana hai.
Judge: Police ne tumhe kaise pakra?
Mulzim: Sir selfie upload kar di thi.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ne sirf mazaak kiya tha.
Judge: Lekin bank loot liya.
Wakeel: Sir prank video bana raha tha.
Judge: Tumhari taleem?
Mulzim: Sir YouTube university.
Wakeel: Janab mera muakkil beqasoor hai.
Judge: Ye har wakeel kehta hai.
Wakeel: Sir isi liye to hum wakeel hain.
Judge: Tum ne tax kyun nahi diya?
Mulzim: Sir mujhe laga gift hai.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ne chor ko pakra tha.
Judge: Phir jail kyun gaya?
Wakeel: Sir chor bhaag gaya.
Judge: Tum ne ladai kyun ki?
Mulzim: Sir internet slow tha.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ne kisi ko nahi mara.
Judge: Phir ye banda behosh kaise hua?
Wakeel: Sir meri daleel sun kar.
Judge: Tumhara koi akhri bayan?
Mulzim: Sir chai mil sakti hai?
Wakeel: Janab mera client bohat shareef khandan se hai.
Judge: Saboot?
Wakeel: Sir Facebook bio mein likha hai.
Judge: Tum itne hans kyun rahe ho?
Mulzim: Sir pehli baar AC wali jagah mili hai.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ko galat fehmi hui thi.
Judge: Kaisi galat fehmi?
Wakeel: Sir usay laga ATM free paise deta hai.
Judge: Police report mein likha hai tum bhaag rahe the.
Mulzim: Sir fitness ka shoq hai.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ne mobile nahi churaya.
Judge: Phir mobile iske paas kaise aya?
Wakeel: Sir online delivery samajh liya.
Judge: Tumhara wakeel kahan hai?
Mulzim: Sir fees sun kar behosh ho gaya.
Wakeel: Janab mera client bohat shareef aadmi hai.
Judge: Har case mein yehi line kyun?
Wakeel: Sir copy paste asaan hota hai.
Judge: Tumne signal kyun toda?
Mulzim: Sir green ka intezar karte karte bore ho gaya tha.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ko chor samjha gaya.
Judge: Kya wo chor nahi?
Wakeel: Sir abhi prove nahi hua.
Judge: Tum court mein chewing gum kyun kha rahe ho?
Mulzim: Sir tension control kar raha hoon.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ka dil bohat saaf hai.
Judge: Magar record ganda hai.
Judge: Tumhari sabse bari ghalti kya thi?
Mulzim: Sir lawyer Google se dhoond liya.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ne bank nahi loota.
Judge: CCTV mein to nazar aa raha hai.
Wakeel: Sir camera angle acha nahi tha.
Judge: Tumhara address?
Mulzim: Sir abhi temporary jail samajh lein.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ne sirf aik thappar mara tha.
Judge: Banda teen din hospital mein raha.
Wakeel: Sir uski acting strong thi.
Judge: Tum ne helmet kyun nahi pehna?
Mulzim: Sir hairstyle kharab ho jati.
Wakeel: Janab mera client masoom hai.
Judge: Phir police kyun layi?
Wakeel: Sir Uber unavailable thi.
Judge: Tum court late kyun aye?
Mulzim: Sir GPS bhi confuse ho gaya tha.
Wakeel: Sir mera client ko ek moka dein.
Judge: Pehle kitne mil chuke hain?
Wakeel: Sir ginti bhool gaya hoon.
Judge: Tumhara akhri jumla kya hai?
Mulzim: Sir appeal ka option abhi bhi hai na?
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