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Ustad Aur Shagird Ke Lateefay
Ustad Aur Shagird Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay
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Ustad: Tum der se kyun aaye?
Shagird: Sir, khawab mein school aa gaya tha is liye dobara aane mein der ho gayi.
Ustad: Homework kahan hai?
Shagird: Sir, kutta kha gaya.
Ustad: Tumhare paas kutta kab se hai?
Shagird: Sir, homework se bachane ke liye kal hi liya hai.
Ustad: Batao 2 aur 2 kitne hote hain?
Shagird: Sir, agar exam mein hain to 4, warna calculator par depend karta hai.
Ustad: Tum class mein sotay kyun ho?
Shagird: Sir, aap itna pyar se parhate hain ke neend aa jati hai.
Ustad: Agar mehnat karo ge to kya banoge?
Shagird: Sir, monitor.
Ustad: Kitab kyun nahi laye?
Shagird: Sir, kitab ne kaha aaj rest day hai.
Ustad: Tumhara dimagh kahan hai?
Shagird: Sir, charging par laga hua hai.
Ustad: English mein bolo “Mujhe bhook lagi hai.”
Shagird: Sir, “I am fooding.”
Ustad: Tumhara result itna kharab kyun hai?
Shagird: Sir, papers mere khilaaf sazish karte hain.
Ustad: Agar ek aadmi 5 aam khaye to 2 kitne bachenge?
Shagird: Sir, agar aam mere hon to ek bhi nahi bachega.
Ustad: Tum school roz kyun nahi aate?
Shagird: Sir, school bhi to Sunday ko band hota hai.
Ustad: Chup kyun ho?
Shagird: Sir, aap hi kehte hain zyada bolna buri baat hai.
Ustad: Board ki taraf dekho.
Shagird: Sir, board ne meri taraf pehle dekha tha.
Ustad: Yeh line kis ne kheechi?
Shagird: Sir, line ne khud ko kheench liya.
Ustad: Exam mein cheating kyun ki?
Shagird: Sir, sharing is caring.
Ustad: Tum itne sust kyun ho?
Shagird: Sir, doctor ne kaha hai jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka hota hai.
Ustad: Tumhara favorite subject kya hai?
Shagird: Sir, chhutti.
Ustad: Zameen gol hai ya chauras?
Shagird: Sir, mere liye to bas school se ghar tak seedhi hai.
Ustad: Agar tum pass ho gaye to kya karoge?
Shagird: Sir, phir agle saal ki fikr karunga.
Ustad: Tumhari writing itni buri kyun hai?
Shagird: Sir, taake koi mera homework copy na kare.
Ustad: Batao Pakistan kab bana?
Shagird: Sir, jab mazdooron ne mil kar banaya hoga.
Ustad: Itni hansi kyun aa rahi hai?
Shagird: Sir, aap ka joke yaad aa gaya jo aap ne kal result ke baare mein kiya tha.
Ustad: Pencil kyun chaba rahe ho?
Shagird: Sir, dimagh tez kar raha hoon.
Ustad: Tum school kis liye aate ho?
Shagird: Sir, attendance puri karne.
Ustad: Kal test hai tayyari kar lena.
Shagird: Sir, dua kar lena.
Ustad: Computer kya hota hai?
Shagird: Sir, woh machine jo insaan se zyada tez confuse hoti hai.
Ustad: Agar tumhare paas 10 rupay hon aur 5 kho jayein to kya bachega?
Shagird: Sir, dukh.
Ustad: Tum class ke sab se shararti bachay ho.
Shagird: Sir, competition bohat tough tha.
Ustad: Science kya hai?
Shagird: Sir, mushkil sawalon ka collection.
Ustad: Itni gandi uniform kyun hai?
Shagird: Sir, uniform bhi Monday se udaas hai.
Ustad: Aaj phir homework nahi kiya?
Shagird: Sir, bijli chali gayi thi.
Ustad: Homework to copy mein tha.
Shagird: Sir, andhere mein copy nahi mili.
Ustad: Tumhara dost kahan hai?Shagird: Sir, wo practical kar raha hai bunk ka.
Ustad: Tum exam mein fail kyun hue?
Shagird: Sir, paper mein mere syllabus ke sawal hi nahi the.
Ustad: Sab se zyada izzat kis ki hoti hai?
Shagird: Sir, school ki bell ki.
Ustad: Batao chand zyada door hai ya America?
Shagird: Sir, America. Chand to nazar aa jata hai.
Ustad: Tum late kyun aaye?
Shagird: Sir, raste mein board laga tha “School Ahead, Go Slow”.
Ustad: Kitne bhai behen ho?
Shagird: Sir, ghar mein to 5 hain, school mein pata nahi kitne dost bhai ban chuke hain.
Ustad: Tumhara bag itna halka kyun hai?
Shagird: Sir, ilm dil mein hona chahiye bag mein nahi.
Ustad: Agar mehnat karoge to naam roshan hoga.
Shagird: Sir, phir bijli ki kya zarurat?
Ustad: Tumhare number kam kyun aaye?
Shagird: Sir, number khud chal kar nahi aaye.
Ustad: Batao hawa ko dekh sakte ho?
Shagird: Nahi sir.
Ustad: To phir hawa ka pata kaise chalta hai?
Shagird: Sir, jab homework udd jaye.
Ustad: Tum class mein mobile kyun laye?
Shagird: Sir, aap ne hi kaha tha smart bano.
Ustad: Yeh kaunsa tense hai?
Shagird: Sir, exam tense.
Ustad: Kitab par dhool kyun lagi hai?
Shagird: Sir, knowledge collect ho rahi hai.
Ustad: Agar sher tumhare peeche bhaage to kya karoge?
Shagird: Sir, school ki taraf bhaagunga, wahan har roz daant ki practice hoti hai.
Ustad: Tumhara future kya hai?
Shagird: Sir, abhi to next period ka bhi nahi pata.
Ustad: Tum itne masoom kyun bante ho?
Shagird: Sir, asli talent chhupana padta hai.
Ustad: Batao duniya ka sab se mushkil kaam kya hai?
Shagird: Sir, Monday ko jaldi uthna.
Ustad: Tumhari soch bohat ajeeb hai.
Shagird: Sir, limited edition hoon.
Ustad: Aakhri bench par kyun baithe ho?
Shagird: Sir, knowledge ko distance se absorb kar raha hoon.
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