Bachon Ke Mazahiya Lateefay

Bachon Ke Mazahiya Funny Urdu Lateefay

Agar aap mazedar aur hansi se bharpoor content dhoond rahe hain to Bachon Ke Mazahiya Funny Urdu Lateefay, aap ke liye behtareen choice hain. In funny lateefon mein bachon ki shararat, masoomiyat aur mazedar baatein shamil hain jo har umar ke logon ko hansne par majboor kar deti hain. Yeh Urdu mazahiya lateefay school, ghar aur doston ke darmiyan hone wale funny moments ko dilchasp andaz mein pesh karte hain. Bachon ke funny jokes aur comedy lateefay na sirf entertainment dete hain balki mood bhi fresh kar dete hain. Urdu Lateefay pasand karne walon ke liye yeh collection bohat hi zabardast aur family friendly hai.

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Bacha: Ammi, school mein sab mujhe ullu kehte hain.
Ammi: Beta yeh baat tum raat ko karna, abhi din hai!

Teacher: Tum itne dair se kyun aaye?
Bacha: Mummy ne kaha tha “aaj araam se sona” is liye school bhi araam se aya!

Bacha: Abu, agar main exam mein fail ho gaya to?
Abu: To phir cycle bhool jao!
Bacha: Achha hua pehle hi doston ko de di!

Teacher: Homework kahan hai?
Bacha: Sir, kutta kha gaya!
Teacher: Tumhare paas kutta kab se hai?
Bacha: Sir, homework se bachane ke liye kal hi liya hai!

Ammi: Itni chocolate kis ne khai?
Bacha: Main ne nahi khai!
Ammi: Phir muh par chocolate kaise lagi?
Bacha: Yeh to evidence hai!

Teacher: Batao “future tense” ki misaal?
Bacha: Main kal school nahi aaunga!

Bacha: Abu, mujhe rocket chahiye!
Abu: Pehle zameen par seedha chalna seekho!

Teacher: Agar tumhare paas 10 aam hain aur 5 de do to kitne bachenge?
Bacha: 10 hi rahenge, main kisi ko nahi dunga!

Ammi: Itna shor kyun macha rahe ho?
Bacha: Ammi, hum chup rehne ka game khel rahe hain!

Teacher: Tum class mein sota kyun ho?
Bacha: Sir, ghar walay kehte hain school mein sirf seekhne jao, jagne ka nahi kaha!

Bacha: Abu, main bada ho kar doctor banunga!
Abu: Kyun?
Bacha: Taake school se chhutti mil jaye!

Teacher: Tumhara bag itna halka kyun hai?
Bacha: Sir, homework nahi tha na!

Ammi: Jaldi naha lo!
Bacha: Ammi, kya mobile waterproof nahi hota?

Teacher: Agar duniya gol hai to hum girte kyun nahi?
Bacha: Kyun ke gravity ne pakra hua hai!

Bacha: Mummy, mujhe neend nahi aa rahi.
Mummy: Aankhein band karo.
Bacha: Phir mobile kaise dekhoon?

Teacher: Batao “sleeping” ka matlab?
Bacha: Jab mummy TV band kar dein!

Bacha: Abu, aap office mein kya karte ho?
Abu: Kaam karta hoon.
Bacha: Wah, aap bhi homework karte ho!

Ammi: Tumne doodh piya?
Bacha: Ji haan!
Ammi: Glass khaali kyun nahi?
Bacha: Maine doodh ko chance diya hai!

Teacher: Tumhare number itne kam kyun aaye?
Bacha: Sir, paper mushkil tha aur pencil chhoti!

Bacha: Ammi, mujhe bhook lagi hai!
Ammi: Fridge mein dekho.
Bacha: Fridge mein sirf roshni hai!

Teacher: Batao, chand din mein nikalta hai ya raat mein?
Bacha: Sir, chand ko bhi confusion hoti hogi!

Bacha: Abu, computer itna smart kyun hota hai?
Abu: Kyun ke uski maa motherboard hoti hai!

Teacher: Agar tumhare paas ek elephant ho to kya karoge?
Bacha: Us par school jaunga, traffic se bach jaunga!

Ammi: Tum itni dair bathroom mein kya kar rahe ho?
Bacha: Ammi, bubbles se meeting chal rahi hai!

Bacha: Sir, mujhe punishment mat dein.
Teacher: Kyun?
Bacha: Main emotional ho jata hoon!

Teacher: Kitab kyun nahi laye?
Bacha: Sir, kitab bhi Sunday mana rahi thi!

Bacha: Abu, main bahadur hoon!
Abu: Kaise?
Bacha: Main injection ke waqt sirf thoda roya tha!

Ammi: Itne ganday kapray kyun hain?
Bacha: Fashion hai Ammi!

Teacher: Agar main tumhari jagah hota to mehnat karta.
Bacha: Sir, aap intelligent ho na!

Bacha: Mummy, aaj school mein ladai ho gayi.
Mummy: Phir?
Bacha: Main spectator tha!

Teacher: Batao “internet” kya hota hai?
Bacha: Jab WiFi slow ho to gussa!

Bacha: Abu, main kal se exercise karunga.
Abu: Aaj se kyun nahi?
Bacha: Planning bhi zaroori hoti hai!

Teacher: Tum class mein itna hanste kyun ho?
Bacha: Sir, free entertainment milta hai!

Bacha: Mummy, mujhe naya toy chahiye!
Mummy: Purana kahan hai?
Bacha: Experiment mein toot gaya!

Teacher: Agar ek side se billi aaye aur doosri side se kutta to?
Bacha: Main mobile nikal kar video banaunga!

Bacha: Abu, kya aliens hote hain?
Abu: Pata nahi.
Bacha: To phir cartoons sach bolte hain!

Teacher: Tumhara favourite subject kya hai?
Bacha: Chhutti!

Ammi: TV band karo aur so jao!
Bacha: TV bhi to rest deserve karta hai!

Bacha: Sir, mujhe answer yaad tha lekin question bhool gaya!

Teacher: Agar tum late aaye to kya hoga?
Bacha: Sir, attendance miss ho jayegi!

Bacha: Abu, mujhe cycle chahiye.
Abu: Pehle balance seekho.
Bacha: Balance to aapke wallet mein bhi nahi!

Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Bacha: Sir, ghar walay bhej dete hain!

Bacha: Mummy, main genius hoon!
Mummy: Kaise?
Bacha: Homework karte karte so gaya!

Teacher: Agar pani na ho to?
Bacha: Sir, phir chai ka kya hoga?

Bacha: Abu, main pilot banunga!
Abu: Kyun?
Bacha: Taake free mein travel karoon!

Teacher: Board par jawab likho.
Bacha: Sir, marker bhi nervous ho raha hai!

Ammi: Tumhari pocket mein mitti kyun hai?
Bacha: Main nature lover hoon!

Bacha: Sir, exam mein itni khamoshi kyun hoti hai?
Teacher: Taake sabko neend aaye!

Teacher: Tumhara dost kahan hai?
Bacha: Sir, wo bhi homework dhoond raha hai!

Bacha: Mummy, mobile ki battery khatam ho gayi!
Mummy: Achha hai.
Bacha: Yeh to emotional damage hai!

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