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Shohar Aur Biwi Ke Lateefay
Shohar Aur biwi Ke Mazahiya Funny Urdu Lateefay
Shohar aur biwi ke mazahiya funny Urdu lateefay, Urdu zaban ka ek dilchasp hissa hain jo har ghar ki choti choti baaton ko funny andaaz mein bayan karte hain. Is page par aapko behtareen shohar biwi ke lateefay milenge jo aapko hansne par majboor kar denge. Ye funny jokes na sirf aapka mood fresh karte hain balkay aap inhein apne doston aur family ke sath share karke mehfil ko aur bhi rangeen bana sakte hain.Agar aap Urdu funny jokes, shohar biwi ke latifay, mazahiya guftagu aur daily life comedy pasand karte hain, to ye collection aap ke liye perfect hai. Rozana naye lateefay parhne ke liye hamari website visit karte rahain aur apni zindagi mein hanssi aur khushi bhar dein.
Shohar: Tum har waqt gussa kyun karti ho?
Biwi: Kyun ke tum har waqt wohi kaam karte ho jo mujhe gussa dilata hai!
Biwi: Suno ji, meri ek baat maan lo.
Shohar: Theek hai, pehle batao baat kya hai?
Biwi: Bas pehle haan karo!
Shohar: Tum itni shopping kyun karti ho?
Biwi: Taake tum mehnat karne ki aadat na bhoolo!
Shohar: Aaj khana bohat acha bana hai.Biwi: Sach?
Shohar: Haan, hotel se mangwana acha idea tha!
Biwi: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Shohar: Main pagal ho jaunga!
Biwi: Dusri shadi to nahi karoge?
Shohar: Pagal aadmi kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
Shohar: Chai milegi?
Biwi: Haan, pehle gas cylinder uthao!
Biwi: Main tumhari zindagi ki sab se badi khushi hoon na?
Shohar: Haan, aur khushi ke baad gham bhi tum hi ho!
Shohar: Tumhara mood kaisa theek hota hai?
Biwi: Shopping se.
Shohar: Aur mera mood?
Biwi: Mere shopping karne se!
Biwi: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Shohar: Itna ke tumhare haath ka khana bhi kha leta hoon!
Shohar: Aaj ghar bohat saaf lag raha hai.
Biwi: Haan, kyun ke tum sara din ghar pe nahi thay!
Biwi: Main sundar lag rahi hoon?
Shohar: Bohat zyada.
Biwi: Kitni zyada?
Shohar: Itni ke mobile ka face unlock bhi confuse ho gaya!
Shohar: Mere kapray press hue hain?
Biwi: Haan, sofa ke neeche mil jayenge!
Biwi: Tum meri taraf dhyan nahi dete.
Shohar: Aray wah, tum ne naya suit liya hai?
Shohar: Main office ja raha hoon.
Biwi: Ruko, kachra bhi saath le jao.
Shohar: Tumhara khana duniya ka best hai.
Biwi: Sach mein?
Shohar: Haan, isi liye duniya wale kabhi dobara nahi mangte!
Biwi: Mere bina tum kya karoge?
Shohar: Bohat mushkil hogi… kapray khud dhoondne padenge!
Shohar: Aaj tum bohat pyari lag rahi ho.
Biwi: Aaj kya khaas baat hai?
Shohar: Bas bijli ka bill aaya hai!
Biwi: Tum meri baat sunte kyun nahi?
Shohar: Kab kaha tum ne?
Shohar: Mujhe ghar mein sukoon chahiye.
Biwi: Theek hai, phir TV ki awaaz kam kar do!
Biwi: Main tumhare liye kya hoon?
Shohar: Ek paheli… jo kabhi solve nahi hoti!
Shohar: Aaj khane mein kya hai?
Biwi: Jo fridge mein mile!
Biwi: Agar main movie star hoti to?
Shohar: Main roz autograph leta… taake yaad rahe ghar mein star rehti hai!
Shohar: Tum itni dair se tayar kyun hoti ho?
Biwi: Taake tum mujhe dekh kar khush ho jao!
Biwi: Tum mujhe surprise kab doge?
Shohar: Jab salary aayegi!
Shohar: Main thak gaya hoon.
Biwi: Ghar ke kaam karo, thakan utar jayegi!
Biwi: Tum mujhe ignore kar rahe ho?
Shohar: Nahi, bas zinda rehne ki koshish kar raha hoon!
Shohar: Tumhara phone hamesha busy kyun hota hai?
Biwi: Tumhari complain kar rahi hoti hoon!
Biwi: Main buri hoon kya?
Shohar: Nahi, bas thori dangerous ho!
Shohar: Aaj chai mein cheeni kam hai.
Biwi: Pyar zyada dala hai!
Biwi: Mere liye chand tare tod laoge?
Shohar: Pehle bijli ka bill bharne do!
Biwi: Tum mujhe kitna samajhte ho?
Shohar: Isi liye to chup rehta hoon!
Shohar: Tumhara ghussa bohat tez hai.
Biwi: Aur tumhari himmat bohat kam!
Biwi: Main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Shohar: WiFi ki tarah… har waqt zaroori!
Shohar: Aaj ghar mein itna sukoon kyun hai?
Biwi: Main maike jane ki packing kar rahi hoon!
Biwi: Tum mujhe gift kab doge?
Shohar: Jab tum naraz na ho.
Biwi: Phir to kabhi nahi!
Shohar: Tumhara makeup kitna mehnga hai!
Biwi: Tumhari shakal bardasht karne ke liye zaroori hai!
Biwi: Tum mujhe dekh kar kya sochte ho?
Shohar: Kharcha…
Shohar: Aaj khana jal gaya?
Biwi: Haan, tumhari yaad mein!
Biwi: Main ghar chhor kar ja rahi hoon!
Shohar: Theek hai, gate band kar dena!
Shohar: Mujhe neend nahi aa rahi.
Biwi: Meri shopping list sun lo, foran aa jayegi!
Biwi: Main zyada bolti hoon?
Shohar: Ye sawal bhi tum ne 20 minute mein poocha hai!
Shohar: Tumhari muskurahat bohat pyari hai.Biwi: Aur?
Shohar: Bas, ab chai pila do!
Biwi: Main tumhari queen hoon na?
Shohar: Haan, aur main roz tax dene wala ghareeb awaam!
Shohar: Tumhara dimagh computer se tez chalta hai.
Biwi: Isliye tumhari har galti pakar leti hoon!
Biwi: Agar main ghussa ho jaun to?
Shohar: Main foran “sorry” keh deta hoon… wajah baad mein poochta hoon!
Shohar: Tum mujhe kabhi samajh nahi sakti.
Biwi: Kyun ke tum khud bhi confuse rehte ho!
Biwi: Main achi cook hoon?
Shohar: Haan, smoke alarm bhi tumhari cooking pe bajta hai!
Shohar: Shaadi ke baad meri zindagi badal gayi.
Biwi: Haan, ab tumhari salary meri lagti hai!
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