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Pathan doctor ke paas gaya aur bola:Doctor sahib, mujhe bhoolne ki bimari hai.
Doctor: Kab se?
Pathan: Kya kab se?
Pathan ne dost se poocha: Tumhara kutta itna udaas kyun hai?
Dost: Iska WhatsApp band ho gaya hai.
Teacher: Pathan, batao bijli kya hai?
Pathan: Sir, bijli government ki woh cheez hai jo kabhi kabhi aati hai.
Pathan hotel gaya aur bola:Ek plate biryani lao.
Waiter: Chicken ya beef?
Pathan: Plate mein daal do, main pehchan lunga.
Pathan ne mobile shop wale se kaha:Bhai ye mobile waterproof hai?
Shopkeeper: Haan.
Pathan: Theek hai, isme naha ke dikhao.
Pathan exam mein khaali paper de kar aaya.
Teacher: Kuch likha kyun nahi?
Pathan: Sir, nakal karne walon ko confuse kar raha tha.
Pathan barber ke paas gaya aur bola:Mujhe baal chhote karne hain.
Barber: Kitne chhote?
Pathan: Itne ke dhoondhne padain.
Pathan bus mein chadha aur conductor se bola:Mujhe dono taraf ki ticket do.
Conductor: Kyun?
Pathan: Wapas bhi to aana hai.
Pathan ne dost ko kaha:Mera TV bolta bhi hai.
Dost: Kaise?
Pathan: Jab bijli jaati hai to Ammi kehti hain “Lo, TV band ho gaya.”
Pathan ne fridge khola aur chillaya:Aray light jal gayi, koi andar baitha hai!
Teacher: Agar tumhare paas 10 aam hain aur 5 kha lo to kitne bachenge?
Pathan: 10.
Teacher: Kaise?
Pathan: Khaunga hi nahi.
Pathan ne police wale se poocha:Yeh “No Parking” ka kya matlab hai?
Police wala: Yahan gaari khari nahi kar sakte.
Pathan: Achha, to phir sab gaariyan yahan kyun khari hain?
Pathan ne dost se kaha:Main kal raat chand par gaya tha.
Dost: Sach?
Pathan: Haan, lekin andhera tha kuch nazar nahi aaya.
Pathan cinema mein gaya aur poocha:Ye film kitni der ki hai?
Manager: 3 ghante.
Pathan: Aur interval kitni der ka hai?
Pathan ne waiter ko bulaya:Yeh chai thandi kyun hai?
Waiter: Kyunki aap ne ice cream ke saath order ki thi.
Pathan ne cycle kharidi aur poocha:Isme reverse gear nahi hai?
Doctor: Tum roz exercise karte ho?
Pathan: Haan ji.
Doctor: Kya karte ho?
Pathan: Mobile charging ke liye socket tak chalta hoon.
Pathan ne kaha:Main itna tez bhaagta hoon ke awaaz peeche reh jaati hai.
Teacher: Pathan, tum school late kyun aaye?
Pathan: Sir, board par likha tha “School Ahead”, main intezar karta raha ke school aaye.
Pathan ne dost ko phone kiya:Yaar mera mobile gum ho gaya.
Dost: Call kar ke dekho.
Pathan: Agar mere paas mobile hota to call kyun karta?
Pathan ATM gaya aur likha dekha “Enter PIN”.Pathan wapas aa gaya aur bola:Yahan to sirf pin enter hoti hai, paise nahi.
Pathan ne chicken se poocha:Tum anda pehle deti ho ya breakfast karti ho?
Pathan ne kaha:Main ne kal ek sher maara.
Dost: Kahan?Pathan: WhatsApp game mein.
Pathan mechanic ke paas gaya aur bola:Gaari awaaz kar rahi hai.
Mechanic: Kaisi awaaz?
Pathan: “Paisa lagao, paisa lagao."
Pathan ne dost se kaha:Main ne kal hawa khareedi hai.
Dost: Kaise?
Pathan: Chips ka packet liya tha.
Teacher: Zameen gol hai ya seedhi?
Pathan: Sir, depend karta hai road kis taraf ja rahi ho.
Pathan ne doctor se poocha:Injection dard karega?
Doctor: Nahi.
Pathan: Theek hai phir aap laga lo.
Pathan ne mobile ko freezer mein rakh diya.
Dost: Kyun?
Pathan: Company ne kaha tha “Cool features” hain.
Pathan ne train mein likha dekha “Emergency Window”.Usne poocha:Baaki windows normal hain?
Pathan ne dukandar se kaha:Mujhe aisa toothpaste do jo daant bhi saaf kare.
Pathan ne dost se poocha:Tumhari ghari ruk kyun gayi?
Dost: Battery khatam ho gayi.
Pathan: To usko khana khila do.
Teacher: Pathan, paani ka formula kya hai?
Pathan: Sir, handpump.
Pathan ne kaha:Main ne apni neend online kar di hai, ab sirf update aati hai.
Pathan ne waiter se kaha:Soup mein makkhi hai!
Waiter: Sir, itni chhoti makkhi itna bara soup thori pee sakti hai.
Pathan ne doctor ko kaha:Mujhe raat ko neend nahi aati.
Doctor: Mobile kam use karo.
Pathan: Theek hai, tablet use karunga.
Pathan ne airport par poocha:Plane driver kidhar baitha hai?
Pathan ne dost ko kaha:Main ne apni gaari ko naam diya hai “Bijli”.
Dost: Kyun?
Pathan: Kyunki start hi nahi hoti.
Pathan ne dukaan par poocha:Yeh laptop garam kyun hai?
Shopkeeper: Chal raha hai.
Pathan: To fan ke neeche bithao.
Teacher: Batao sabse tez cheez kya hai?
Pathan: WiFi, kyunki aata kam hai aur chala jaldi jaata hai.
Pathan ne kaha:Main itna intelligent hoon ke mujhe khud samajh nahi aata.
Pathan ne dost se kaha:Main ne kal ek kitab padhi.
Dost: Kis baare mein?
Pathan: Pata nahi, pictures nahi thi.
Pathan ne tailor se kaha:Meri shirt itni lambi banao ke pant ki zarurat na pade.
Pathan ne juice wale se poocha:Orange juice mein orange kitna hota hai?
Teacher: Pathan, tumhara homework kahan hai?
Pathan: Sir, homework ghar par homework kar raha hai.
Pathan ne kaha:Main roz subah jogging karta hoon.
Dost: Kitni der?
Pathan: Jab tak neend dobara na aa jaye.
Pathan ne mobile par torch jalayi aur bola:Ab andhera download nahi hoga.
Pathan ne poocha:Agar machhli paani mein rehti hai to usko nahaane ki kya zarurat?
Pathan ne dost ko kaha:Main ne apne ghar mein WiFi lagwaya hai.
Dost: Speed kaisi hai?
Pathan: Itni tez ke kabhi kabhi milta hi nahi.
Pathan ne doctor se kaha:Mujhe kamzori mehsoos hoti hai.
Doctor: Kis waqt?
Pathan: Jab mobile ki battery 1% ho.
Pathan ne barber se kaha:Aise baal kaato ke log pehchan hi na sakein.
Barber ne ganja kar diya.
Pathan ne restaurant mein kaha:Mujhe fast food do.
Waiter bhaag kar burger le aaya.
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