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Police Ke Mazaahiya Lateefay
Police Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay
Agar aap mazedar Police Ke Funny Urdu Lateefay dhoond rahe hain toh yahan aap ko police aur awam ke darmiyan hansi mazak se bharpoor behtareen lateefay milenge. Yeh funny Urdu jokes Roman Urdu mein likhe gaye hain jo har age ke logon ko hansne par majboor kar dete hain. Police wale funny jokes WhatsApp, Facebook aur doston ke sath share karne ke liye perfect hain. Rozana naye Urdu lateefay parhne ke liye hamari website visit karte rahain aur mazedar comedy content enjoy karein.
Police wala: Tum ne helmet kyun nahi pehna?
Bike wala: Sir, baal kharab ho jate hain!
Police wala: Aur accident mein sar bhi!
Police: Tum itni tez gaari kyun chala rahe thay?
Driver: Sir brake fail thay!
Police: Toh aur tez kyun?
Driver: Taake jaldi ghar pohanch jaun!
Police wala: Raat ko idhar kya kar rahe ho?
Aadmi: Sir hawa kha raha hoon.
Police: Toh plate kahan hai?
Police: License dikhao!
Driver: Sir ghar bhool aya.
Police: Gaari chalana bhi bhool jate!
Ek chor police se bola: Mujhe pakar kar kya milega?
Police: Overtime!
Police wala:
Tum signal kyun tod kar aaye?
Driver: Sir signal red tha, rukta toh late ho jata!
Police: Tumhara naam?
Aadmi: Ali.
Police: Poora naam?
Aadmi: Ali se poora mohallah janta hai!
Police wala: Gaari ke papers?
Driver: Sir WhatsApp kar doon?
Police: Tum jail kyun aaye ho?
Qaidi: Sir free wifi ke liye!
Police wala: Tum sharab pee kar gaari chala rahe ho?
Driver: Sir gaari khud chal rahi thi!
Police: Yeh awaaz kaisi thi?
Aadmi: Sir mere pet ne horn mara!
Police wala: Tumhare paas koi pehchan hai?
Aadmi: Sir Ammi pehchan leti hain!
Police: Tum ne chori kyun ki?
Chor: Sir dil aa gaya tha!
Police wala: Itni raat ko bahar?
Larka: Sir chand dekhne nikla tha.
Police: Chand ghar se bhi nazar aata hai!
Police: Tumhara address?
Aadmi: Sir ghar ka ya Facebook ka?
Police wala: Tum mobile use karte hue drive kar rahe thay!
Driver: Sir mobile bore ho raha tha!
Police: Tum ne mask kyun nahi pehna?
Aadmi: Sir chehra hi kaafi darauna hai!
Police wala: Tumhara dost kahan hai?
Larka: Sir woh ‘online’ hai!
Police: Gaari rok!
Driver: Sir gaari ne mana kar diya!
Police wala: Tum hans kyun rahe ho?
Aadmi: Sir aap ki mooch dekh kar!
Police: Jhoot kyun bol rahe ho?
Aadmi: Sir practice kar raha hoon!
Police wala: Tumhari speed 120 thi!
Driver: Sir gaari ki hogi, meri toh 70 hai!
Police: Tum ne seat belt kyun nahi lagayi?
Driver: Sir kapray tight thay!
Police wala: Tumhare paas kuch illegal hai?
Aadmi: Sir bas neend kam hai!
Police: Tum ne horn kyun bajaya?
Driver: Sir gaari ko khushi hui thi!
Police wala: Yeh gaari kis ki hai?
Driver: Sir installment walon ki!
Police: Tumhara profession?
Aadmi: “Sir tension lena!
Police wala: Tum bhaag kyun rahe thay?
Larka: Sir exercise kar raha tha!
Police: Jail mein kya seekha?
Qaidi: Sir networking!
Police wala: Tum ne traffic rule toda!
Driver: Sir rule purana ho gaya tha!
Police: Gaari ka number yaad hai?
Driver: Sir selfie mein aa jata hai!
Police wala: Tum itne pareshan kyun ho?
Aadmi: Sir biwi shopping par gayi hai!
Police: Tumhara dost chor hai?
Aadmi: Sir part-time!
Police wala: Tum ne police dekh kar brake kyun lagayi?
Driver: Sir respect mein!
Police: Tumhara CNIC?
Aadmi: Sir wallet ke saath mood bhi ghar reh gaya!
Police wala: Tumhara face udaas kyun hai?
Aadmi: Sir salary khatam ho gayi!
Police: Tumhare paas kitne paise hain?
Aadmi: Sir pooch kar dil na dukhao!
Police wala: Tum itna hans kyun rahe ho?
Larka: Sir meme yaad aa gaya!
Police: Tum ne gaari wrong side kyun chalayi?
Driver: Sir shortcut tha!
Police wala: Tumhari aankhein laal kyun hain?
Aadmi: Sir pyaz kaat raha tha!
Police: Tum phone par kis se baat kar rahe thay?
Driver: Sir network se!
Police wala: Tumhara dimagh kahan hai?
Aadmi: Sir Monday ka wait kar raha hai!
Police: Tum ne itni zor se music kyun chalaya?
Driver: Sir gaari ko neend aa rahi thi!
Police wala: Tum ne tax diya?
Aadmi: Sir dua di hai!
Police: Tumhara favorite subject?
Larka: Sir chhutti!
Police wala: Tum late kyun aaye?
Aadmi: Sir waqt tez bhaag raha tha!
Police: Tumhare paas koi saboot hai?
Aadmi: Sir Ammi ki qasam!
Police wala: Tumhara phone silent kyun hai?
Aadmi: Sir bill nahi diya!
Police: Tum ne police ko dekh kar muh kyun chhupaya?
Larka: Sir shave nahi ki thi!
Police wala: Aakhri baar warning de raha hoon!
Driver: Sir record kar loon?
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