Doctor Aur Mareez Ke Lateefay mazahiya Urdu lateefon ka ek dilchasp hissa hain jo rozmarra zindagi ke doctor aur mareez ke darmiyan hone wali guftagu ko hansne hansane ke andaaz mein pesh karte hain. In lateefon mein aksar mareez apni ajeeb o ghareeb shikayaat lekar doctor ke paas jata hai, jabke doctor apni samajhdari aur kabhi kabhi mazedar jawab se mahaul ko khushgawar bana deta hai. Kabhi mareez dawa ke bare mein ajeeb sawal karta hai aur kabhi doctor uski baat ka aisa jawab deta hai ke parhne wala hansne lagta hai.Doctor Aur Mareez Ke Lateefay sirf hansane ka zariya nahi balki rozmarra zindagi ki choti choti baton ko mazedar andaaz mein bayan karne ka bhi behtareen tareeqa hain. Misal ke taur par koi mareez apni bhoolne ki aadat ka zikr karta hai aur doctor jab poochta hai ke yeh masla kab se hai to mareez ko sawal hi yaad nahi rehta. Isi tarah kuch lateefon mein mareez dawa, injection, fees ya checkup se itna pareshan nazar aata hai ke uski baat khud ek mazedar waqia ban jati hai.Roman Urdu mein likhe gaye Doctor Aur Mareez Ke Lateefay un logon ke liye bhi asaan hain jo Urdu ko Roman letters mein parhna pasand karte hain. Inhein doston aur ghar walon ke sath share karke mehfil mein muskurahat paida ki ja sakti hai. Bachon se lekar baron tak, har umar ke log saaf suthre aur halka phulka mazaq pasand kar sakte hain. Agar aap hansne ke liye chote, asaan aur dilchasp lateefay dhoond rahe hain to Doctor Aur Mareez Ke Lateefay ek achi pasand hain. Yeh lateefay rozmarra ki guftagu, doctor ke clinic aur mareez ke masail ko mazahiya rang mein pesh karte hain aur parhne walon ko chand lamhon ke liye khushgawar mehsoos karwate hain.
Doctor Aur Mareez Ke Dilchasp Lateefay
- Doctor: Aap ko kya takleef hai?
Mareez: Doctor sahab, jab main chai peeta hoon to aankh mein dard hota hai.
Doctor: Cup mein se chamach nikal kar chai piya karein! - Doctor: Aap ko kab se bukhar hai?
Mareez: Jab se aap ne thermometer diya hai, tab se temperature hi temperature hai! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe yaad-dasht bohat kamzor lagti hai.
Doctor: Kab se?
Mareez: Kab se kya? - Doctor: Aap roz kitna pani peete hain?
Mareez: Jab bhi pyas lagti hai, glass bhar leta hoon.
Doctor: Aur glass kab bharte hain?
Mareez: Jab khali hota hai! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, meri tang mein dard hai.
Doctor: Kab se?
Mareez: Jab se meri biwi ne kaha hai ke ghar ka sara kaam mujhe karna hai! - Doctor: Aap ko neend kaisi aati hai?
Mareez: Bohat achi. Bas alarm bajte hi kharab ho jati hai! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe har waqt lagta hai koi mera peecha kar raha hai.
Doctor: Kis ka?
Mareez: Bijli ka bill! - Doctor: Aap ko kis cheez se allergy hai?
Mareez: Subah jaldi uthne se.
Doctor: Yeh allergy nahi, aadat hai! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe bhoolne ki bimari hai.
Doctor: Kab se?
Mareez: Kaunsi bimari? - Doctor: Aap ko exercise karni chahiye.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, main roz TV ka remote dhoondhne ki exercise karta hoon! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mera pait dard karta hai.
Doctor: Khana khane ke baad?
Mareez: Nahi, bill dekhne ke baad! - Doctor: Aap smoking karte hain?
Mareez: Nahi doctor sahab.
Doctor: Sharab?
Mareez: Nahi.
Doctor: Phir aap ko bimari hui kaise?
Mareez: Doctor sahab, shayad aap ki fees ki wajah se! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, meri aankhon ke samne andhera chha jata hai.
Doctor: Kab?
Mareez: Jab bijli ka bill dekhta hoon! - Doctor: Aap ko roz kitne ghante sona chahiye.
Mareez: Jitne ghante biwi mujhe sone de! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe bohat gussa aata hai.
Doctor: Kab?
Mareez: Jab koi mujh se poochta hai, “Gussa kyun ho?” - Doctor: Aap ko kis cheez ka darr hai?
Mareez: Injection ka.
Doctor: Injection se kyun?
Mareez: Kyun ke woh hamesha mujh se milne aa jata hai! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe khansi hai.
Doctor: Cigarette peete hain?
Mareez: Nahi.
Doctor: Phir khansi kis baat ki?
Mareez: Shayad khansi ko pata nahi ke main cigarette nahi peeta! - Doctor: Aap ka wazan kitna hai?
Mareez: Doctor sahab, itna batane ke baad bhi agar dawa mehngi hui to main nahi lunga! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe subah uthte hi sar mein dard hota hai.
Doctor: Alarm thora door rakh kar dekhein! - Doctor: Aap ko koi purani bimari hai?
Mareez: Ji haan, bachpan se mujhe homework se allergy hai! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, meri gardan akad gayi hai.
Doctor: Mobile kam use karein.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, mobile ne bhi yehi kaha tha! - Doctor: Aap ko bhook kab lagti hai?
Mareez: Jab ghar mein khana khatam ho jata hai! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, meri dharkan bohat tez ho jati hai.
Doctor: Kab?
Mareez: Jab aap fees batate hain! - Doctor: Aap ko roz walk karni chahiye.
Mareez: Main roz karta hoon.
Doctor: Kitni?
Mareez: Fridge tak aur wapas! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe har waqt thakan rehti hai.
Doctor: Aap kaam kya karte hain?
Mareez: Main kaam ke bare mein sochta bohat hoon! - Doctor: Aap ko dawa waqt par leni hogi.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, waqt par dawa mil jaye to main zaroor lunga! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe chakkar aate hain.
Doctor: Kya aap ne nashta kiya?
Mareez: Ji nahi.
Doctor: Isi liye!
Mareez: Lekin nashta karne ke paise bhi to nahi hain! - Doctor: Aap ko aaram ki zaroorat hai.
Mareez: Ye baat meri biwi ko bhi samjha dein! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe neend nahi aati.
Doctor: Sone se pehle kitab parhein.
Mareez: Kaunsi?
Doctor: Koi bhi.
Mareez: Phir to school ki kitab best rahegi! - Doctor: Aap ko meetha kam karna hoga.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, chai mein cheeni bhi kam?
Doctor: Ji haan.
Mareez: Phir chai ko chai kaun kahega? - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe lagta hai main bohat bhoolne laga hoon.
Doctor: Kya bhoolte hain?
Mareez: Yehi to yaad nahi! - Doctor: Aap roz subah exercise karein.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, subah meri neend exercise kar leti hai, main nahi! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, meri kamar mein dard hai.
Doctor: Aap kursi par kam baitha karein.
Mareez: Phir office mein khara reh kar kaam karun?
Doctor: Ji.
Mareez: Phir pair ka doctor dhoondhna padega! - Doctor: Aap ka blood pressure kaisa hai?
Mareez: Jab se aap ne fees batayi hai, high hai! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe har waqt kuch khane ka dil karta hai.
Doctor: Aap kya karte hain?
Mareez: Fridge kholta hoon.
Doctor: Phir?
Mareez: Fridge band karta hoon aur sochta hoon! - Doctor: Aap ko araam ki sakht zaroorat hai.
Mareez: Kya main office se chhutti le loon?
Doctor: Bilkul.
Mareez: Phir aap mere boss ko bhi ye prescription de dein! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, mujhe injection se bohat darr lagta hai.
Doctor: Darne ki koi baat nahi, bas ek chhota sa injection hai.
Mareez: Doctor sahab, chhota hai to aap khud kyun nahi lagwa lete? - Doctor: Aap ko apni sehat ka khayal rakhna chahiye.
Mareez: Ji doctor sahab, isi liye to aap ke paas aaya hoon! - Mareez: Doctor sahab, dawa kitni der tak leni hai?
Doctor: Jab tak aap theek na ho jayein.
Mareez: Aur agar dawa khatam ho gayi?
Doctor: Phir dobara le aaiye.
Mareez: Lagta hai aap ne poora business plan bana rakha hai!